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Should you fight the fine arts students????

Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless
Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso
Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them
Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully
Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind
Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die
Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster
Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO
Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands
Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found
Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors
Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away</p>
Musical theatre actors: You shouldn't fight a singer, dancer or actor but for the love of god PLEASE fight musical theatre students. Have you seen them? They sing showtunes and dance to them everywhere they go. They're so dramatic to they literally have never been able to calm down. I mean, you'd probably lose anyways but PLEASE fight them.
posted 5 years ago on 28th November
via ethanakamura     source 1000brokenreeds
tags:   ALWAYS FIGHT MUSICAL THEATRE STUDENTS URXHTSF im a dancer artist and writer this is TRU me
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